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WARNING: Xplicit
Any Given Shanghai Sunday
November 16, 2008
| 0821 | X texts Y | OMG. Just woke up. Fully dressed. Make up still on. |
| 0900 | Y texts X | haha. great night! where you went? |
| 0910 | X calls Y | Hey! You up already... What time did they leave? ... Oh OK. What happened to Z?... Oh she did?! ...Yeah, I thought about heading out with you guys, but I saw my booty on the dance floor. So I came home first instead, waiting for him. But I was so drunk I passed out in my dress, didn’t even wash my face! How lame was that? |
| Y: | Too funny! Did he show? | |
| X: | No! Thank god he didn't too! *laughs* | |
| 0927 | X rings off with Y. Rolls around in bed some more. | |
| 0957 | X texts Mr.Booty | Passed out waiting for you! |
| 1003 | X texts Z | Tripping down some hall of shame yet? |
| 1007 | Z calls X | OMG. I just left this guy's apartment. I swear, he was all over me! |
| X: | What?!? Are you OK? Are you high? What guy?! | |
| Z: | We were hanging out at the bar together, and he asked me back to his place. Then he had motor mouth for hours and wouldn't keep his hands off me. I just couldn't deal with the yakking and groping, so I slapped him and just ran out. | |
| X: | HA! Are you alright? Wanna come over? | |
| Z: | Oooh! Are we having slumber party? Sweet! I'll come by! | |
| 1052 | Z arrives at X's | Your neighbors were so checking me out! |
| X: | No shit, you're practically naked. I forgot that's what you were wearing last night. | |
| X&Z settles into X's bed | So tell me what happened. Who is this guy? | |
| Z: | Some pathetic ass. I just wanted to chill. He was high and harmless, but just wouldn't leave me alone. He went on and on about how much he liked me, and just wouldn't stop touching. He just got so annoying. So I whacked him one on his face. | |
| X: | laughs hard. You slapped him! That's hot. Did he dig it?? Was he salivating even more? | |
| Z: | Shut up, you freak! What happened to you last night? | |
| X: | So, I saw what's his name at the club and asked him what his options were. It was his friend's birthday, so he said he'd join me later, so I came home first. Then I fell asleep! In my dress! And makeup! Lame, right? | |
| Z: | So he didn't come? I mean, he wasn't here then? ...What happened at Y's? Are they up yet? | |
| 1126 | X texts Y: | Z unleashed her inner goddess on some dude. You guys eaten yet? |
| 1128 | Y calls X. X passes to Z. Y: | She got aggressive, didn't she? |
| Z: | What? Yeah, I'm in her bed... Oh I'm cool, he was annoying me. So I slapped and skipped. I'm starving, have you guys eaten yet? Can you send over some KFC, please? OMG X just poked my face with her big toe. Gross. Get off me! | |
| X grabs phone from Z: | You guys planning on eating later? Is anyone else awake? OOOWWW!!! She just gripped my thighs with her feet. Fuck, that hurt. Girl, is that part of your routine? | |
| X drops phone. Then starts waging war at Z's face and hair with her raised left foot. They try to foot wrestle, but give up in exhaustion from laughing and screaming. SMS alert on X's phone. | ||
| 1153 | X: | OMG! It's booty! |
| X&Z both gasp and stare at phone. Dramatically catatonic. | ||
| Mr. Booty texts X: | Sorry, b'day boy needed assistance. Didn't mean to keep you waiting. | |
| Z: | Tell him he's too late. But he can bring breakfast. I want a big bucket of KFC. With mash. | |
| X: | Do you ever say 'please'? What do I tell him? | |
| Z: | Like you don't know, you slut! Can't believe you're giving me up for cock! Again! Thought we were having a slumber party! | |
| Z swings round her right foot and smacks X on the head while X focuses on phone. X yelps without looking up. | ||
| 1212 | X texts Mr. Booty: | Still waiting. Naked in bed. How about we proceed from last night? |
| 1213 | Z: | Is he bringing food? I want scrambled eggs. |
| 1224 | Mr.Booty texts X: | Bit hungover, but how can I refuse? Have conf call at 2, mind if I take it at yours? |
| Z: | Wow, mixing business with pleasure. Just as long as he comes with breakfast. Is he coming now? | |
| 1237 | X texts Mr.Booty: | Sure thing. When will you get here? |
| 1240 | Z texts Y: | X kicking me out for return booty. You up for brunch now? |
| 1245 | Mr. Booty texts X: | Be there in 20. |
| Z: | So, no KFC and I gotta haul ass outta here already? I'm heading to Y's, go eat with her instead. | |
| X: | Please don't slap me! | |
| 1330 | Y texts X: | With Z at FCC terrace. Boys here too. Brunch. Wine. Come! |
| 1422 | X texts Y: | Oh that I did, sweetie! : ) You guys still there? |
| 1445 | X arrives at FCC. Y: | Check out that JBF hair! |
| X: | Sorry, I haven't showered. | |
| Straight Boy: | You've just been fucked? That's hot. | |
| Gay Boy: | You smell like cock. That's hot. | |
| Z: | You're all disgusting. Where the hell is my pad thai? |